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Performers

Frodo Baggins

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Seymour

Durin's Bane

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The Dentist

Merry Brandybuck

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Crystal

Treebeard Fangorn

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Audrey II

Samwise Gamgee

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Ronnetté

Gandalf the Grey

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Mr. Mushnik

Pippin Took

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Chiffon

Arwen Undómiel

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Audrey

Setting

Downtown Hobbiton
There will be a 15 minute intermission for drinks and second breakfast.

Songs & Scenes

Act I
Prologue ("Little Shop of Horrors")
Chiffon, Crystal and Ronnette
Skid Row (Downtown)
Company
Da-Doo
Seymour, Chiffon, Crystal and Ronnette
Grow for Me
Seymour
Ya Never Know
Mushnik, Chiffon, Crystal, Ronnette and Seymour
Somewhere That's Green
Audrey
Closed for Renovation
Seymour, Audrey and Mushnik
Dentist!
Orin, Chiffon, Crystal and Ronnette
Mushnik and Son
Mushnik and Seymour
Sudden Changes
Seymour
Feed Me (Git It)
Audrey II, Seymour, Chiffon, Crystal, Ronnette
Now (It's Just the Gas)
Orin and Seymour
Coda (Act I Finale)
Chiffon, Crystal, Ronnette and Audrey II
Act II
Call Back in the Morning
Seymour and Audrey
Suddenly, Seymour
Seymour, Audrey, Chiffon, Crystal and Ronnette
Suppertime
Audrey II, Seymour, Mushnik
The Meek Shall Inherit
Seymour, Chiffon, Crystal, Ronnette and three opportunists
Sominex/Suppertime II
Audrey and Audrey II
Somewhere That's Green
Audrey, Seymour
Finale Ultimo (Don't Feed the Plants)
Company

Production Staff

Director
Radagast the Brown
Lighting Design
Legolas Greeleaf
Scenic Design
Gimli son of Gloin
Props
Gollum
Choreography
Boromir Hurin
Spot Operators
Fili Kili Balin

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Piano
Fëanor
Drums
Thingol
Guitar
Gil-galad
Bass
Celebrimbor

Board Members

President

Bilbo Baggins

Vice-President

Doderick Brandybuck

Treasurer

Bodo Proudfoot

Board Members

Malva Brandybuck May Gamgee Paladin Took Tobold Hornblower

Student Advisory Board

Credits

Lighting equipment from PRG Lighting, sound equipment from Sound Associates, rehearsed at The Public Theater’s Rehearsal Studios. Developed as part of Irons in the Fire at Fault Line Theatre in New York City.

Special Thanks

*Appearing through an Agreement between this theatre and Actors’ Equity Association, the Union of Professional Actors and Stage Managers in the United States.

“Actors’ Equity Association (“Equity”), founded in 1913, is the U.S. labor union that represents more than 51,000 actors and stage managers, Equity fosters the art of live theatre as an essential component of society and advances the careers of its members by negotiating wages, improving working conditions and providing a wide range of benefits, including health and pension plans. Actors’ Equity is a member of the AFL-CIO and is affiliated with FIA, an International organization of performing arts unions. www.actorsequity.org

United Scenic Artists ● Local USA 829 of the I.A.T.S.E represents the Designers & Scenic Artists for the American Theatre

ATPAM, the Association of Theatrical Press Agents & Managers (IATSE Local 18032), represents the Press Agents, Company Managers, and Theatre Managers employed on this production.

Message from the Director

Greetings, dear friends of the Shire,

It is not often that one trades the quiet company of birds and beasts for the peculiar charms of a talking plant with… shall we say… an appetite. And yet, here we are.

When I first encountered Little Shop of Horrors, I was struck by its curious balance of mischief and meaning. Beneath the lively tunes and peculiar happenings lies a tale as old as Middle-earth itself: the danger of desires left untended, and the cost of feeding that which should not grow.

Our company—made up of hobbits, a few adventurous folk, and the occasional curious creature—has embraced this story with great heart (and only minimal peril). I must extend special thanks to the hedgehogs, who have been most patient during rehearsals, and to the thrushes, who insisted on offering unsolicited musical notes.

As you watch tonight’s performance, I invite you to laugh loudly, listen closely, and perhaps think twice before bringing home any mysterious greenery.

With warm regards (and a watchful eye on the garden),

Radagast the Brown 🌿

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Meet the Cast

Frodo Baggins

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Seymour
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Frodo is honored to be returning to the stage after a long hiatus from adventure. Best known for his extensive travels through Mordor, he brings a gentle sincerity and deep emotional truth to every role he takes on. When not acting, Frodo tends to his garden in the Shire and insists all plants “behave themselves.”

Durin's Bane

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The Dentist
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The Balrog makes his musical theatre debut with this production and would like to thank the company for their courage. Known primarily for his underground work, he hopes to broaden his reputation beyond fire and terror. He dedicates this performance to his former coworkers deep in the Mines of Moria.

Merry Brandybuck

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Crystal
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Merry is overjoyed to return to performing after his acclaimed turn in The Return of the King (A Musical Retelling). A natural performer with a gift for harmony, he enjoys collaborating closely with his longtime friend Pippin. Offstage, Merry enjoys pipe music, community events, and second dinners.

Treebeard Fangorn

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Audrey II
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Treebeard, one of the oldest living beings in Middle-earth, brings centuries of slow thought and deep-rooted presence to the role of Audrey II. Though not typically inclined toward musical theatre, he was persuaded by the promise of “a rather interesting little plant.” His performance grows steadily throughout the show—so do keep an eye on him.

Samwise Gamgee

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Ronnetté
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Sam is thrilled to return to the stage alongside his dear friend Frodo. A passionate supporter of community theatre, he believes storytelling should always come “with a good meal after.” When not performing, Sam can be found cooking, gardening, or offering motivational advice to his castmates.

Gandalf the Grey

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Mr. Mushnik
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A veteran of both the stage and several ages of Middle-earth, Gandalf brings decades of experience to every production. His past directing credits include The Fellowship of the Stage and A Wizard’s Guide to Lighting Effects. When not performing, he lectures on “The Magic of Stagecraft” at community colleges across the realm.

Pippin Took

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Chiffon
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Pippin is delighted to be part of this ensemble and would like to thank everyone who told him “maybe not that high note.” His stage experience includes several comedic roles in The Shire Players’ Annual Pie Festival. He is currently writing a one-hobbit show about his experiences in Gondor.

Arwen Undómiel

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Audrey
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Arwen is delighted to trade elven ballads for the bright lights of Skid Row. Trained in the halls of Rivendell, she is known for her poise, rich vocals, and unshakable grace under pressure. Offstage, she enjoys stargazing, embroidery, and spending time with her mortal husband.

Meet the Team

Radagast the Brown

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Director
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Radagast the Brown is a wandering wizard of Middle-earth, known less for grand councils and more for his deep bond with the natural world and its creatures. As a director, he brings a whimsical, instinctive approach to storytelling—favoring growth, chaos, and unexpected magic over rigid structure. His productions are said to feel alive, as if the forest itself had a hand in the staging.

Gimli son of Gloin

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Scenic Design
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Gimli approaches every set like a fortress—solid, reliable, and proudly crafted. His designs are known for their durability and rich texture, built to withstand even the fiercest performance. He dedicates his work to “the builders who swing the real hammers.”

Legolas Greenleaf

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Lighting Design
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Legolas brings an otherworldly precision and elegance to lighting design. With senses attuned to the subtlest shifts of shadow and starlight, he crafts atmospheres that feel both ethereal and exacting. His work ensures that every moment on stage is seen not just clearly, but beautifully.

Boromir Hurin

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Boromir’s choreography emphasizes power, unity, and heartfelt motion. He believes dance should feel like battle—honest and brave. When not in rehearsal, he teaches movement workshops titled One Does Not Simply Dance Without Purpose.

Gollum Sméagol

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Props Manager
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Gollum has been working in props for many years and takes great pride in his detailed craftsmanship. Known for his unique attachment to certain items, he ensures every object has history and personality. He asks that no one touch the ring on his workstation “for reasons.”

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A GHOST IN YOUR EAR: In One and Out the Other – Review
Juan A. Ramirez
October 14, 2026

Well, I’m 0-2 with these horror shows that have popped up in New York the past few weeks, having lost all the goodwill Broadway’s Paranormal Activity amassed throughout its first act after it dropped the spooky hijinks and decided to take itself seriously as a play. (About trauma, no less). The latest, A Ghost in Your Ear, seemed higher-concept but more direct in execution: the audience puts on headphones and straps in for auditory frights. Having loved Viola’s Room, last year’s sensory immersive, audio-forward experience at the Shed — and as a general fan of the genre — this promised to get me back on track. (All three of these, plus the upcoming 2:22 A Ghost Story, are UK imports, for those keeping score.)

Alas, alas…

Were this not a pre-existing transfer, I’d say A Ghost in Your Ear was a nifty scam by Audible, who runs the Minetta Lane and records each of their productions for later release: record a podcast and charge suckers to watch. But their noble project to preserve the theatrical word remains unvarnished.

The piece, written and directed by Jamie Armitage, is set at an audiobook taping overseen by sound technician Sid (Owen Campbell). The project’s voice-for-hire, Lucas (Lucas Iverson), is a few minutes late, but no worries; there’s plenty of time to record this slow-building tale about a man traveling to empty out his estranged father’s home following his death. 

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Photo: Matthew Murphy

It’s not so much that the story-within-the-play is a tired collection of haunted house tropes, but that the production as a whole betrays its premise in two major ways. The metatheatrical device of the recording studio, with the men’s light banter and “all in a day’s work” rapport, creates an expectation that their outside world will take some sort of precedence over the recording. It mostly does not, meaning we are simply listening to Lucas narrate the mediocre story. When it does, there is no reason to care about either of them as characters.

So the audio is the thing, then, right? Also no. Iverson has a great speaking voice, and his character has some fun with the ASMR-ness of the recording studio, which is rigged all over with microphones. But the spark wears off alarmingly fast — the concept of recorded sound not being exactly novel — and sound designers Ben and Max Ringham don’t accomplish, or really try, anything novel or exciting with the sensory medium. Even in-world, Lucas stops positioning himself in relation to the main mic, so his audio becomes tediously monophonic, and the sound effects which Sid adds are irrationally sparse.

All of the scares — and I could count them on exactly one hand — are visual. That figure is not arrived by me pretending to be above frights, but rather because they are deployed so anemically, each about 20 minutes apart in the 90-minute production, that you begin to monetize each one. That’s a losing battle: Anisha Fields’s recording studio set is lit in ghastly blue by Ben Jacobs, but the thrills are of the “lights go off, come back on and, wouldn’t you know it, something scary briefly flashes” variety. If that’s the name of the game, fine, but at least shake the coins out of our pockets with consistent, creative scares.

A Ghost in Your Ear is scheduled through December 12, 2026 at Minetta Lane Theatre on Minetta Lane in New York City. For tickets and more information, visit here.

On The Scene: SIX Continues Its Reign Over Broadway
Kobi Kassal
October 13, 2026

Six on Broadway has had quite a journey over the last few years, and defied the odds to become a major bona fide Broadway hit. As the show approaches closing on January 3, 2027, I checked in on Toby Marlow and Lucy Moss’ Tony-winning musical before it departs the Lena Horne early next year. 

The musical originally opened October 3, 2021, following the shutdown, and at the time of closing will have played 2,178 performances. Now in its sixth year, it has become the 40th longest running show in Broadway history—not bad for this small but mighty show from the UK.  

Back in August, the musical celebrated its 2,000th performance on Broadway with a performance fit for royalty. The current company includes Khaila Wilcoxon as Catherine of Aragon, Chloe Tucker Caine as Anne Boleyn, Natalie Paris as Jane Seymour, Olivia Donalson as Anna of Cleves, Aimie Atkinson as Katherine Howard, and Stephanie Jae Park as Catherine Parr. The cast also features Lauryn Adams, Aryn Bohannon, Maggie Likcani, and Aiyana Smash as Alternates. Following the performance, the company traveled a block up to party in style at Sir Henry’s in the heart of Hell’s Kitchen. 

I have been extremely fortunate to catch the show multiple times over the past few years, and I am delighted to report that this company is perhaps one of my favorites I have ever seen. Wilcoxon as Aragon is as spunky and fierce as ever, Donalson is pure fun as Cleves, and Jae Park is a beautiful Parr who helps round up the show. 

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Photo: Trisha Baron

True fans will be thrilled to see OG Queens Paris as Seymour and Atkinson as Howard. As the inventors of these roles, what a treat for us to see them shine, just as they did back in 2018 in the UK. If you’ve devoured the original album like I have since 2019, to hear these voices live on stage is just a pleasure. 

Like many of us, I first encountered Chloe Tucker Caine on season one of Netflix’s Owning Manhattan and fell in love. It was season two where we got to see her love of Broadway play out — I caught up with Tucker Caine last year where we spoke about her dreams of making it to Broadway. Just eight months later, here she is, in peak form, slaying as Anne Boleyn eight times a week. 

If you can’t make it to New York, SIX The Musical Live! was recently released in US and Canadian movie theaters, so keep an eye on local listings for when it may be back. 

Six will continue its national tour in Baltimore on October 25, as well as in London’s West End, and across the UK and Australia. A new Spanish-language production just opened in Madrid and recently the first Korean-language studio album was released and is now streaming ahead of the show’s return to Seoul this December. Future productions in China and Luxembourg have also been announced. 

While Six may be leaving us here in New York, you still have a few more months to head to the Queendom and check out this fierce cast. Long live the wives of Henry VIII!

JUST IN TIME & MAYBE HAPPY ENDING — Review Refreshers
Juan A. Ramirez
October 5, 2026

Recently, I had the chance to check in on two recent musicals that have impressively cleared double hurdles: they’ve managed to stay open beyond the season during which they opened—a rarity in post-Covid Broadway—and they’ve managed to transcend original casts which appeared fundamental to their success, if not outright being.

An existential threat loomed over Just in Time, the Bobby Darin biomusical which star Jonathan Groff and director Alex Timbers developed out of a one-night concert. Darin not being a musician anyone was particularly clamoring to return to, it seemed a strange proposition until the lavish production opened last April and, against all odds, became a runaway hit. Groff is a massively likable, talented performer, but no one could have predicted his charm alone could command blockbuster prices for an entire year. Another issue: Warren Leight and Isaac Oliver’s book was built upon the conceit that this was Groff, the actor, hopping in and out of Darin, the character, with a few fourth-wall breakers strewn about. How could such a passion project survive with a new lead?

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Photo: Evan Zimmerman & Matthew Murphy

Turns out Jeremy Jordan has the ardent fans and, with some slight tweaking, great ability to carry the show through. His is not the originator’s gushy GBF magnetism—Jordan has a darker appeal, deftly calibrated between skeptical side-eye and undeniably talent. It’s one of the qualities I’ve come to most admire about him, off-stage; this is a still young, still dashing industry vet who will lend his considerable all to the job then go home to his wife and kids. If that tones down some of the show’s earnest slime-tutorial atmosphere, especially in the up-up-up of the first act, it charges the second’s charting of Darin’s later years with real gravitas. Joined by a handful of solid fellow replacements—Olivia Holt as Connie Francis, Carrie St. Louis as Sandra Dee, and Debbie Gravitte as Darin’s mother, Polly—Jordan turns Just in Time from pure personality showcase to an actually reproducible play. He slips into that power blue sit just fine and, it goes without saying, sings the hell out of it.

Maybe Happy Ending was perhaps on sturdier ground—it is objectively the better musical, whose tech-heavy 2024 Broadway premiere Michael Arden directed straight into theatre history. As long as that stunning set revolved, revealed, expanded and minimized, things should be okay. But Darren Criss’ lead performance as Oliver, a slowly decaying robot, was also a staggering achievement. I remember the visceral wallop of, Oh god, is it gonna be this for 100 minutes? for the first two seconds of his robot self before realizing this was one of the most locked-in performances I’d ever see. The technical edge of his performance was beautifully balanced by co-lead Helen J. Shen; her Claire’s sweet voice and pitch-perfect tenderness.

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The new Helperbots are more tart, more wise in their ways, and still excellent. As the older model, Criss’ intently robotic performance kept evident the fact that his ability to emulate humans was nowhere near Shen’s naturalistic portrayal. Though Oliver maintains he’s the sturdier make, he is clearly jealous of Claire’s capabilities, and Criss played it like a boy both resentful and vulnerable when confronted with a higher authority. Their eventual romance was innocent and pure. Zachary Noah Piser’s Oliver is more cynical, and less robotic in movement. The result is a less high-concept version of this futuristic fable, which now scans as taking place in a very plausible near-future. With Oliver no longer as developmentally far removed from Hannah Kevitt’s Claire, their attraction blossoms, not from dual fish-out-of-water encounters, but as a profound kinship against the worn-down despair of mutually recognizable obsolescence.

In short, both shows still work.

Just in Time is in performance at Circle in the Square Theatre on West 50th Street in New York City. For tickets and more information, visit here.

Maybe Happy Ending is in performance at the Belasco Theatre on West 44th Street in New York City. For tickets and more information, visit here.

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EXCLUSIVE: Watch A Clip From THEATER CAMP Starring Ben Platt, Noah Galvin, and Molly Gordon
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EXCLUSIVE: Watch A Clip From THEATER CAMP Starring Ben Platt, Noah Galvin, and Molly Gordon
By: Maia Penzer
14 July 2023

Finally, summer has arrived, which can only mean one thing: it's time for camp! Theater Camp, that is. Theatrely has a sneak peak at the new film which hits select theaters today. 

The new original comedy starring Tony Award winner Ben Platt and Molly Gordon we guarantee will have you laughing non-stop. The AdirondACTS, a run-down theater camp in upstate New York, is attended by theater-loving children who must work hard to keep their beloved theater camp afloat after the founder, Joan, falls into a coma. 

The film stars Ben Platt and Molly Gordon as Amos Klobuchar and Rebecca-Diane, respectively, as well as Noah Galvin as Glenn Wintrop, Jimmy Tatro as Troy Rubinsky, Patti Harrison as Caroline Krauss, Nathan Lee Graham as Clive DeWitt, Ayo Edebiri as Janet Walch, Owen Thiele as Gigi Charbonier, Caroline Aaron as Rita Cohen, Amy Sedaris as Joan Rubinsky, and Alan Kim as Alan Park. 

Theater Camp was directed by Molly Gordon and Nick Lieberman and written by Noah Galvin, Molly Gordon, Nick Lieberman & Ben Platt. Music is by James McAlister and Mark Sonnenblick. On January 21, 2023, Theater Camp had its world premiere at the Sundance Film Festival.

You can purchase tickets to the new film from our friends at Hollywood.com here.

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READ: An Excerpt From Sean Hayes Debut YA Novel TIME OUT
By: Kobi Kassal
29 May 2023

Actor Sean Hayes is what we in the biz call booked and blessed. On top of his Tony-nominated performance as Oscar Levant in Good Night, Oscar, Hayes has partnered with Todd Milliner and Carlyn Greenwald for the release of their new YA novel Time Out. 

Heralded by many as Heartstopper meets Friday Night Lights, Time Out follows hometown basketball hero Barclay Elliot who decides to use a pep rally to come out to his school. When the response is not what he had hoped and the hostility continually growing, he turns to his best friend Amy who brings him to her voting rights group at school. There he finds Christopher and… you will just have to grab a copy and find out what happens next. Luckily for you, Time Out hits shelves on May 30 and to hold you over until then we have a special except from the book just for Theatrely:

The good thing about not being on the team the past two weeks has been that I’ve had time to start picking up shifts again at Beau’s diner and save up a little for college now that my scholarship dreams are over.

     The bad part is it’s the perfect place to see how my actions at the pep rally have rotted the townspeople’s brains too.

     During Amy’s very intense musical theater phase in middle school, her parents took her to New York City. And of course she came back home buzzing about Broadway and how beautiful the piss smell was and everything artsy people say about New York. But she also vividly described some diner she waited three hours to get into where the waitstaff would all perform songs for the customers as a way to practice for auditions. The regulars would have favorite staff members and stan them the way Amy stans all her emo musicians.

     Working at Beau’s used to feel kind of like that, like I was part of a performance team I didn’t know I signed up for. The job started off pretty basic over the summer—I wanted to save up for basketball supplies, and Amy worked there and said it was boring ever since her e-girl coworker friend graduated. But I couldn’t get through a single lunch rush table without someone calling me over and wanting the inside scoop on the Wildcats and how we were preparing for the home opener, wanting me to sign an article in the paper or take a photo. Every friendly face just made the resolve grow inside me. People love and support the Wildcats; they would do the same for me.

     Yeah, right.

     Now just like school, customers have been glaring at me, making comments about letting everyone down, about being selfish, about my actions being “unfortunate,” and the tips have been essentially nonexistent. The Wildcats have been obliterated in half their games since I quit, carrying a 2–3 record when last year we were 5–0, and the comments make my feet feel like lead weights I have to drag through every shift.

     Today is no different. It’s Thursday, the usual dinner rush at Beau’s, and I try to stay focused on the stress of balancing seven milkshakes on one platter. A group of regulars, some construction workers, keep loudly wondering why I won’t come back to the team while I refuse proper eye contact.

     One of the guys looks up at me as I drop the bill off. “So, what’s the deal? Does being queer keep ya from physically being able to play?”

     They all snicker as they pull out crumpled bills. I stuff my hands into my pockets, holding my tongue.

     When they leave, I hold my breath as I take their bill.

     Sure enough, no tip.

     “What the fuck?” I mutter under my breath.

     “Language,” Amy says as she glides past me, imitating the way Richard says it to her every shift, and adds, “even though they are dicks.” At least Amy’s been ranting about it every free chance she gets. It was one thing when the student body was being shitty about me leaving the team, but the town being like this is even more infuriating. She doesn’t understand how these fully grown adults can really care that much about high school basketball and thinks they need a new fucking hobby. I finally agree with her.

     [She’s wearing red lipstick to go with her raccoon-adjacent eyeliner as she rushes off to prepare milkshakes for a pack of middle schoolers. I catch her mid–death glare as all three of the kids rotate in their chairs, making the old things squeal. My anger fades a bit as I can’t help but chuckle; Amy’s pissed-off reaction to Richard telling her to smile more was said raccoon makeup, and her tolerance for buffoonery has been at a negative five to start and declining fast.

     I rest my arms on the counter and try not to look as exhausted as I feel.

     “Excuse me!” an old lady screeches, making me jump.

     Amy covers up a laugh as I head to the old lady and her husband’s table. They’ve got finished plates, full waters. Not sure what the problem is. Or I do, which is worse.

     “Yes?” I say trying to suppress my annoyance.

     “Could you be bothered to serve us?”

     Only five more hours on shift. I have a break in three minutes. I’ll be with Devin at Georgia Tech tomorrow. “I’m sorry, ma’am,” I say, so careful to keep my words even, but I can feel my hands balling into fists. “What would you—?”

     And suddenly Amy swoops in, dropping two mugs of coffee down. “Sorry about that, you two,” she says, her voice extra high. “The machine was conking out on us, but it’s fine now.”

     Once the coffee is down, she hooks onto a chunk of my shirt, steering us back to the bar.

     “Thanks,” I mutter, embarrassed to have forgotten something so basic. Again.

     “Just keep it together, man,” she says. “Maybe you’d be better off with that creepy night shift where all the truckers and serial killers come in.”

     Honestly, at least the serial killers wouldn’t care about my jump shot.

     It’s a few minutes before my break, but clearly I need it. “I’ll be in the back room.”

     Right before I can head that way though, someone straight-up bursts into the diner and rushes over to me at the bar. It’s a middle-aged dad type, sunburned skin, beer belly, and stained T-shirt.

     “Pickup order?” I ask.

     “You should be ashamed,” he sneers at me. He has a really strong Southern accent, but it’s not Georgian. “Think you’re so high and mighty, that nothing’ll ever affect you? My kid’ll never go to college because of you and your lifestyle. Fuck you, Barclay Ell—”

     And before this man can finish cursing my name, Pat of all people runs in, wide-eyed in humiliation. “Jesus, Dad, please don’t—”

      I pin my gaze on him, remembering how he cowered on the bench as Ostrowski went off, how he didn’t even try to approach me. “Don’t even bother,” I snap.

     I shove a to-go bag into his dad’s arms, relieved it’s prepaid, and storm off to the break room.]

     Amy finds me head in my arms a minute or two later. I look up, rubbing my eyes. “Please spare me the pity.”

     She snorts and hands me a milkshake. Mint chocolate chip. “Wouldn’t dare.” She takes a seat and rolls her shoulders and neck, cracks sounding through the tiny room. “Do you want a distraction or a shoulder to cry on?”

For more information, and to purchase your copy of Time Out, click here.

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Reframing the COVID-19 Pandemic Through a Stage Manager’s Eyes
By: Kaitlyn Riggio
5 July 2022

When the COVID-19 pandemic was declared a national emergency in the United States in March 2020, Broadway veteran stage manager Richard Hester watched the nation’s anxiety unfold on social media.

“No one knew what the virus was going to do,” Hester said. Some people were “losing their minds in abject terror, and then there were some people who were completely denying the whole thing.”

For Hester, the reaction at times felt like something out of a movie. “It was like the Black Plague,” he said. “Some people thought it was going to be like that Monty Python sketch: ‘bring out your dead, bring out your dead.’”

While Hester was also unsure about how the virus would unfold, he felt that his “job as a stage manager is to naturally defuse drama.” Hester brought this approach off the stage and onto social media in the wake of the pandemic.

“I just sort of synthesized everything that was happening into what I thought was a manageable bite, so people could get it,” Hester said. This became a daily exercise for a year. Over two years after the beginning of the pandemic, Hester’s accounts are compiled in the book, Hold Please: Stage Managing A Pandemic. Released earlier this year, the book documents the events of the past two years, filtering national events and day-to-day occurrences through a stage manager’s eyes and storytelling.

When Hester started this project, he had no intention of writing a book. He was originally writing every day because there was nothing else to do. “I am somebody who needs a job or needs a structure,” Hester said.

Surprised to find that people began expecting his daily posts, he began publishing his daily writing to his followers through a Substack newsletter. As his following grew, Hester had to get used to writing for an audience. “I started second guessing myself a lot of the time,” Hester said. “It just sort of put a weird pressure on it.”

Hester said he got especially nervous before publishing posts in which he wrote about more personal topics. For example, some of his posts focused on his experiences growing up in South Africa while others centered on potentially divisive topics, such as the 2020 election and the January 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol.

Despite some of this discomfort, Hester’s more personal posts were often the ones that got the most response. The experience offered him a writing lesson. “I stopped worrying about the audience and just wrote what I wanted to write about,” Hester said. “All of that pressure that I think as artists we put on ourselves, I got used to it.”

One of Hester’s favorite anecdotes featured in the book centers on a woman who dances in Washington Square Park on a canvas, rain or shine. He said he was “mesmerized by her,” which inspired him to write about her. “It was literally snowing and she was barefoot on her canvas dancing, and that seems to me just a spectacularly beautiful metaphor for everything that we all try and do, and she was living that to the fullest.”

During the creation of Hold Please, Hester got the unique opportunity to reflect in-depth on the first year of the pandemic by looking back at his accounts. He realized that post people would not remember the details of the lockdown; people would “remember it as a gap in their lives, but they weren’t going to remember it beat by beat.”

“Reliving each of those moments made me realize just how full a year it was, even though none of us were doing anything outside,” he adds. “We were all on our couches.” Readers will use the book as a way to relive moments of the pandemic’s first year “without having to wallow in the misery of it,” he hopes.

“I talk about the misery of it, but that’s not the focus of what I wrote... it was about hope and moving forward,” Hester said. “In these times when everything is so difficult, we will figure out a way to get through and we will move forward.”

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